Hello my people! So This Wednesday I can't upload because it is the jewish holiday of yom kippur. And I have to fast all day, go to temple and pray, and I can't use electronics or work. So I'm uploading a day early. How about that? I can go into details about yom kippur but i won't. Instead i'll tell you whats been happening. School's in, I'm in drama, i'm really lonely, and i need to get a Boyfriend. I live off of other people's love. Who's with who, how's it going, talking about them...etc. I'm a weirdo like that. I need love of my own. I have a 5 step plan that might work.
DISCLAIMER:I HAVE NOT PERSONALLY ATTEMPTED ANY OF THIS AND I MIGHT NEVER DO. I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL THOUGH I COULD PROBABLY BE. YOU ARE NOT IN ANY WAY OBLIGATED TO FOLLOW THESE STEPS
1. observe the natural environment. See what girls dress, do, and act that make guys talk to them more then a few words.
2. initiate it in my own way. Now I'm not about to go off and start wearing booty shorts and crop tops. I'm talking a skirt that goes to my fingertips and shorts underneath. Unbutton one more button. Subtle but noticeable.
3. find the guys who start looking more. If you sit next to a guy, (and the teacher says discuss with neighbors) talk to him about the assignment. Find something in common.
4. talk to him outside of class. Start hanging out. Slowly become friends. At this point its good to ask if he's single but say it like, so are you a single pringle or a taken bacon? (you don't have to follow what number 2 says forever. Once the guy starts talking, dress comfortably) FLIRT WITH HIM! Get his friends to help.
5. if he's not taken, you should start going out within a few weeks. If he is then have no fear. The current girlfriend could be only a few months old so you may have a chance. BUT NEVER TRY TO SABOTAGE A RELATIONSHIP SO IT CAN BE YOU INSTEAD! If you realize you have no chance, then who cares. You just made a new friend.
PLEASE DON'T ATTEMPT THIS. I AM IN NO WAY A LIABILITY FOR THESE STEPS TO WORK. THIS WAS FOR AMUSEMENT.
Thats all for now
-KC Signing off xx
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